FREDONIA PROJECT - SITREP-1: LAUNCH OF “THE FREDONIA PROJECT” – OBSERVATIONAL DISPATCHES FROM AMERICA IN CRISES
CABLE ID: 2025-0517-FRED/WASH/SITREP-001 DATE-TIME GROUP: 183045ZMAY17
REPUBLIC OF FREDONIA
MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS (MFA)
CABLE ID: 2025-0517-FRED/WASH/SITREP-001
DATE-TIME GROUP: 183045ZMAY17
FROM: FREDONIAN EMBASSY, WASHINGTON D.C.
TO: MFA NAGADOCHES
CLASSIFICATION: CONEOFSILENCE // FREDONIAN EYES ONLY
SUBJECT: LAUNCH OF “THE FREDONIA PROJECT” – OBSERVATIONAL DISPATCHES FROM AMERICA IN CRISES
1. SUMMARY:
IN ACCORDANCE WITH MFA DIRECTIVE 1826-APRIL-1, THIS EMBASSY HAS INITIATED A REGULAR SERIES OF ANALYTICAL DISPATCHES REGARDING THE INTERNAL DYNAMICS OF THE UNITED STATES. THE SERIES, DESIGNATED “THE FREDONIA PROJECT,” WILL BE CIRCULATED UNDER STANDARD SITREP PROTOCOL. UNAUTHORIZED PUBLICATION HAS BEEN OBSERVED VIA THIRD-PARTY ENTITY KNOWN AS “THE STEADY STATE.” PRESUMED LEAK. NO ACTION REQUIRED.
2. BACKGROUND:
FREDONIA’S HISTORIC AND STRATEGIC INTEREST IN ITS NORTHERN NEIGHBOR REMAINS ACTIVE. EMBASSY OPERATIVES, UNDER CHIEF OF MISSION AMB. RUFUS T. FIREFLY, III, HAVE MONITORED POLITICAL INSTABILITY, DEGRADATION OF INSTITUTIONAL NORMS, AND CURIOUS INCREASE IN SENTIMENTAL REFERENCES TO THE 18TH CENTURY. SOURCES INDICATE “THE STEADY STATE” POSSESSES ACCESS TO EMBASSY MATERIALS AND INTENDS TO PUBLISH SELECT DISPATCHES IN FULL. WE DO NOT BELIEVE THIS CAN BE MITIGATED.
PROJECT INITIATED UNDER DIRECTION OF:
AMBASSADOR: RUFUS T. FIREFLY, III
MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS: WOLF. FLYWHEEL
DEPUTY MINISTER FOR INTELLIGENCE: OTIS B. DRIFTWOOD, IX
DIRECTOR OF EMBASSY SECURITY: JAMESON
CHIEF ANALYST, U.S. DOMESTIC AFFAIRS: PINKY
ATTACHMENT: FREDONIA WORLD FACT BOOK (REVISED 2025)
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